Why searching for a job sucks

So I just applied for a position at the local Borders, which mind you, wouldn't be the worst job ever for me. However, I can't seem to land a job out here with anyone! There are no jobs to start with, well at least any that don't require some sort of exact technical experience. Also, I am not really enjoying all of this applying online crap. Spaces that you can't figure out what to type in, spaces that aren't long enough, no way to explain that you aren't a job-quitting slacker but rather that was a seasonal job and you can actually be trusted. Possibly with their firstborn. (Speaking of firstborn children, I will watch yours if you need.)

So if anyone knows of a good job in the Kailua/Kaneohe area....please for the love of all that is holy, let me know.

Why our current government and I do not necessarily get along

Because Eugenics and extreme population control has worked so well for everyone. Wow, go Obama for another OUTSTANDING choice! Way to put someone in control of government spending and resources who has radical ideas like "forcing single mothers to have abortions or put the child up for adoption". That is definitely someone I want in charge.